May I introduce to you the Turtle Burger.
As I said, this will make the Double Down seem like a salad when it comes to caloric intake. I'm guessing some of you are drooling at this and others are simply nauseated.
For those that want the recipe....
Handmade ground beef patties, topped with sharp cheddar cheese, wrapped in a bacon weave, then the next step, add hot dogs as the heads, legs with slits for toes and tail. Next step. Place on an oven rack, covered loosely with foil and baked for 20-30 minutes at 400 degrees. Or you can do them on the Barbee too. A little crispy, not too crunchy.