If you watch "Around the Horn" on TSN weekday afternoons, (perhaps the best show on the network) you know who Woody Paige is. The Denver Post columnist has a chalkboard behind him where witty sayings are written in throughout the show. This is what he had earlier this week.
Well yes, someone did phone that number and yes, you know what they found. It seems that 1-800-555-HORN is a phone sex line. Paige, like many others, thought 555-numbers were fakes. I guess not! I wonder how many points Tony Reali will deduct from Woody today for this.